We’re assuming that the video to new single The Captain may have been directed by a member of the cult of Biffy - who else would have frontman Simon Neill chained up, half naked, aboard a pirate ship and whipped? Only a member of their cult would do such a thing, surey? With a new album Only Revolutions on the way, and songs as good as this, they’re sure to recruit more ship mates, as they set sail from being Britain’s biggest cult band to it’s biggest rock band.

Spock from Star Trek used to have a saying: ‘you can’t make cosmic omelette without breaking a few cosmic eggs'. (At least, we imagine he did). We can only guess how amazing a cosmic omelette would be, possibly the greatest thing ever, and a Cosmic Egg’s Benedict would probably change our lives. Sadly you won’t find them in Tesco however much you ask, but you can pick up Wolfmother’s new psychedelic prog-rock heavy metal offering ‘Cosmic Egg’ today for just £5.